New U.S. Dietary Guidelines: Eat Less, Exercise More

[Walking Eagle]

I found the following on MSNBC's website today.

"WEDNESDAY, Jan. 12 (HealthDayNews) -- Americans need to consume fewer calories and exercise more to maintain a healthy weight, according to new dietary guidelines released Wednesday by the federal government."

How much did the government spend on this study?

[Warrlord]

WOW!!! Who woulda thunk it? The federal gov sure is smart........aren't they?

[rino351]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm on the new diet-it's all the rave!!
It's called the meat and potato diet!
I've lost 45lbs in 2 weeks!

[mattadams]

LOL I love some of the government studies.
"Government study determines that if you drive to work you get there much faster, it takes less energy, and you don't smell when you get there"

[smoothengagement]

dude... matt thank you for the info, man ive been woundering why ive smelt so bad lately

[mattadams]

Don't laugh, that study cost $10 billion

[UrbanCowboy]

Did you guys read about the FBI software they designed to gather info on everyone from multiple databases? Yea, that cost 500Million and it's being scrapped completely because, it doesn't work. They plan to start again from scratch.

[cory]

screw diets i belive in the all you can eat diet

[Tray]

See Food Diet

See food and eat it.

[Glass]

Sadthing is they probobally spent 100's of millions of dollars to have a study done about the "cost efficency of government funded studies", and it probobally came back inconclusive. Hell, atleast our tax money is making someone out there rich :roll:

But yeah....dieting.....hahaha, ill eat whatever food i can, whenever i can, and im still too damn scrony. Ohhwell, ittl catch up to me when i hit 30 or so.

--John

[LEANINTREE]

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M.O.T.O. AWARD!!!
MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS...

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"YOUNG MEN KINDA LIKE SLUTTY CHICKS"
:roll: NO KIDDING SHERLOCK...
LEANINTREE

[Tray]

Kinda?????

[LEANINTREE]

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"NOT EVEN WITH YOURS DUDE" OR "I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR THAT *SPECIAL* GIRL" OR EVEN "SHE'S NOT MY TYPE, I LIKE NICE GIRLS"

TRANSLATION: "YEAH SHE MAY BE SLUTTY, AND IT MAKES ME FEEL FUNNY DOWN THERE, BUT ALL IN ALL SHE SCARES ME... WHERE'S MY SHEEP?"
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

LEANINTREE

(THERE'S ONE MORE TO ADD TO YOUR LIST STALKING-WEASEL!)