RayLCC
06-22-2009, 12:30 PM
I got this in an email today. Its amazing how this stuff works. From the wording I'm guessing that Borat had a sex change, took his new name after the car in that Steven King movie, (Hey, its better than being named Cujo.) then got married to a rich oil barren and became a born-again-christian.
Even though I am sad to see our beloved Borat go, I know he/she will be in a better place.
Since The Lady Christine has given me this honor and duty, I promise to fulfill her legacy!
I promise, on Mrs Christine's name to use her inheritance buy each and every dvd that Gianna has made and to watch them for hours on end, no matter how tired my arm gets, in order to try and make a mental connection with her and get her to change her evil ways!
It will be difficult... But, um... do to the incident, I'm not allowed within 100 yards of her in person, so a mental connection will have to do. :p
After Gianna is born-again, I promise to move on to Lorenna Sanchez and then Kaci Starr... Ignoring the pain of severe tennis elbow until Borats... ahem, sorry, I meant, Mrs. Christine's work Is fullfilled!
This, I vow!!! :thumbsup:
Mrs.Christine J. Pierre Writing From
Centre Hospitalier et Universitaire
De Yopougon Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Dearest One In Christ.
Compliments of the season, grace and peace and love
from this part of the atlatic to you, i hope my letter
does not cause you too much embarrassment as i write
to you in good faith, excuse my intrusion into your
private life, i got your email contact in a site,
during my search for faithful/honest person, after
serious fasting and prayers to the Almighty God and he
directed your email contact to me and i strongly
believed that the God whom i called upon will not
direct me to a wrong person, may the Almighty God give
you the wisdom and understanding to be able to use
this funds accordly.
I am the above named person from Cote D'Ivoire I am
married to late Mr Jean Pierre who is an Oil
Consultant/Contractor with the Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire
National Petroleum Corpration Ivory Coast for nine
years before he died in the year 2005,We were married
for eleven years without a child. He died after a
brief illness that lasted for only four days.
Before his death we were both born again Christian
and we worship in Glorious Chapel Church of God. Since
his death I decided not to remarry or get a child
outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is
against. When my late husband was alive he deposited
the sum of ($2.1Million U.S. dollars) in a Bank ,
Presently, the fund is still with the Bank and
Recently, my Doctor told me that I have serious
health problems, which is cancer problem. The one that
disturbs me most is that part of my legs are paralysed
but I pray to God to heal me so that I will be alive and see his
work done as my late husband instructed me.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this
fund to a church or individual that will utilize this
money the way I am going to instruct herein,I want a
church that will use this fund to help the orphanages
/ widows and to propagating the word of God and to
endeavor that the house of God is maintained,The Bible
made us to understand that blessed is the hand that
giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any
child that will inherit this money and my husband
relatives are not Christians and I dont want my
husband efforts to be used by unbelievers,I dont want
a situation where this money will be used in an
ungodly way,This is why I am taking this decision,I am
not afraid of death hence I know where I am going,I
know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.
Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case
and I shall hold my peace I dont need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my health
hence the presence of my husband relatives around me
always,I dont want them to know about this
development, With God all things are possible. As soon
as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact
of the Bank and my Doctor to communicate with them and
claim the donation.
I want you and the church to always pray for me
because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I
lived a life of a worthy Christian and whoever that
Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and
Truth. Any delay in your reply will give me room in
sourcing for another church or individual for this
same purpose.Please assure me that you will act
accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to receive a reply from you.
and pls always put me in prayer so that our good God
will heal me from my sickness.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours sister in Christ,
Mrs. Christine.
Even though I am sad to see our beloved Borat go, I know he/she will be in a better place.
Since The Lady Christine has given me this honor and duty, I promise to fulfill her legacy!
I promise, on Mrs Christine's name to use her inheritance buy each and every dvd that Gianna has made and to watch them for hours on end, no matter how tired my arm gets, in order to try and make a mental connection with her and get her to change her evil ways!
It will be difficult... But, um... do to the incident, I'm not allowed within 100 yards of her in person, so a mental connection will have to do. :p
After Gianna is born-again, I promise to move on to Lorenna Sanchez and then Kaci Starr... Ignoring the pain of severe tennis elbow until Borats... ahem, sorry, I meant, Mrs. Christine's work Is fullfilled!
This, I vow!!! :thumbsup:
Mrs.Christine J. Pierre Writing From
Centre Hospitalier et Universitaire
De Yopougon Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Dearest One In Christ.
Compliments of the season, grace and peace and love
from this part of the atlatic to you, i hope my letter
does not cause you too much embarrassment as i write
to you in good faith, excuse my intrusion into your
private life, i got your email contact in a site,
during my search for faithful/honest person, after
serious fasting and prayers to the Almighty God and he
directed your email contact to me and i strongly
believed that the God whom i called upon will not
direct me to a wrong person, may the Almighty God give
you the wisdom and understanding to be able to use
this funds accordly.
I am the above named person from Cote D'Ivoire I am
married to late Mr Jean Pierre who is an Oil
Consultant/Contractor with the Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire
National Petroleum Corpration Ivory Coast for nine
years before he died in the year 2005,We were married
for eleven years without a child. He died after a
brief illness that lasted for only four days.
Before his death we were both born again Christian
and we worship in Glorious Chapel Church of God. Since
his death I decided not to remarry or get a child
outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is
against. When my late husband was alive he deposited
the sum of ($2.1Million U.S. dollars) in a Bank ,
Presently, the fund is still with the Bank and
Recently, my Doctor told me that I have serious
health problems, which is cancer problem. The one that
disturbs me most is that part of my legs are paralysed
but I pray to God to heal me so that I will be alive and see his
work done as my late husband instructed me.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this
fund to a church or individual that will utilize this
money the way I am going to instruct herein,I want a
church that will use this fund to help the orphanages
/ widows and to propagating the word of God and to
endeavor that the house of God is maintained,The Bible
made us to understand that blessed is the hand that
giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any
child that will inherit this money and my husband
relatives are not Christians and I dont want my
husband efforts to be used by unbelievers,I dont want
a situation where this money will be used in an
ungodly way,This is why I am taking this decision,I am
not afraid of death hence I know where I am going,I
know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.
Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case
and I shall hold my peace I dont need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my health
hence the presence of my husband relatives around me
always,I dont want them to know about this
development, With God all things are possible. As soon
as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact
of the Bank and my Doctor to communicate with them and
claim the donation.
I want you and the church to always pray for me
because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I
lived a life of a worthy Christian and whoever that
Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and
Truth. Any delay in your reply will give me room in
sourcing for another church or individual for this
same purpose.Please assure me that you will act
accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to receive a reply from you.
and pls always put me in prayer so that our good God
will heal me from my sickness.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours sister in Christ,
Mrs. Christine.