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RayLCC
06-19-2009, 12:26 PM
http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=118003&catid=339

Lets see. Last time I bought a tube of cookie dough it had a warning on the label that read: (I'm paraphrasing here)
"Made with raw eggs, you F#@%ing retard, don't eat it raw!"
I admit, I may not remember the warning word-for-word, but that was the basic concept.
So now, guess what? The aforementioned retards went around, happily munching away on tubes of raw cookie dough and: Surprise!!! Some got sick.
Does the cookie company issue a statement saying "Look, you idiots, it says right on the package not to eat the damn stuff raw, if you get sick its due to your own stupidity and frankly society would be better off without you clogging up the filters of the gene pool."
NOOOO.... Of course not! That would be truly offensive... Wait, I mean that would be TRUE and therefore would be labeled offensive.

So instead, they issue a recall and tell all of us sane people who understand the concept of an oven that we should throw away all our cookies.
Ugg Ugg! Cookies bad! Naughty! The cookie monster is being transfered to Gitmo even as we speak.
Do we really need to go THIS P.C.? where are we going to draw the line between personal responsibility and product negligence?
I'm all for recalls. If something is built with a flaw in the design or workmanship that poses a real threat I think that product should be recalled.
But a recall should only be brought about if the product can cause injury if its used in the manner it was intended!
Ok, as you all know, I could go on forever, but I'll spare everyone.
What are everyone elses thoughts on the great cookie recall of 09 and other solutions in search of a problem?

bronc_17113
06-19-2009, 01:18 PM
I like cookie dough and all but I take a bite or two and if i get sick its my own damn fault not the manufacturer

BLOODBANE
06-19-2009, 09:19 PM
You mean we can sue a company because we miss-use their product? Looks like we have a lawsuit against FORD then, I miss-use the Ranger/Explorer/F-350 almost everytime I drive them. And I have been living off of baloney all this time. Looks like a lawsuit is in order. Even better I will go through the drive-thru at Mickey D's, order some HOT!!!!! coffee, take the lid off of said HOT!!!!! coffee, drive away and burn the shit out of my crotch. Man O man, I will invite all you guys to my new mansion when I get it.














I agree Ray, mother nature needs to clean out the gene pool.......A LOT!

mattadams
06-19-2009, 09:59 PM
Perfext example of how everyone expects the government to take care of them in every aspect of their lives, every aspect of their safety and well-being...

Hypoid
06-20-2009, 03:39 AM
Lawsuit???: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

84broncoII
06-20-2009, 11:02 AM
How do people get ahold of these kind of stories ? Maby it's a good thing and someone else wont try it .I did see a sex toy though that resembled a saber saw maby it was a proper blade attachment though .but gauld that would be some rough sex ??#%$#*&^: )

RayLCC
06-22-2009, 12:49 PM
Lawsuit???: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html


I saw that. I was even going to make my fortune on a similar device. My design had a plastic tongue attached to each tooth of a circular saw blade.
The Tool Of 1000 Lesbians...
And it would have worked too, but that damn Billy Mayes wouldn't endorse it. :mad:

Tilt168
06-23-2009, 08:41 PM
wow that last story was amazing.....i just cant stop laughing imagining the sounds that were made during that incident
hahahahaha!