Funny Stuff

[RayLCC]

I knew Waffle House had some ruff n tuff waitresses, but damn! I'll bet EVERYONE starts giving good tips from now on! :)


http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=73684&catid=2

[Hypoid]

You're durn skippy!!!

My wife used to waitress at the awful waffle, but she was good! There were a few occasions someone got rude with her. The regulars...most the restaurant was ready to drag who-ever outside and show him where they store those cans of whoop-ass!

She got prompt apologies.

[RayLCC]

"Welcome to the land of the free! Now do everything we say and walk on eggshells and be sure NOT to OFFEND ANYONE or we'll have to lock you're @$$ up!"

http://www.bismarcktribune.com/articles/2009/05/05/news/local/184369.txt

Ok, I'm for the most part a non-smoker, and I know I've ranted about this before... But WTF! You mean to tell me that ALL the crime in this town had been solved, so naturally the only thing the police had to do was sneak around a comedy show and log how many times someone on stage lit a cigar!?!
I have a nice humidor at home that I keep 30 or so cigars, some cigarillos, a recently added pack of cigarettes and a pack of roll-ur-own tobacco in. I also keep pipe tobacco on hand, mostly because I like to have a cigar or a pipe every now and then.
But lately I've added the cigarettes for a specific reason:
Because in every group these days there seems to be at least one @$$hole, anti-smoking nazi that has to make themselves the un-official fire warden for whatever place they happen to be in. I've watched this group of "activists" gain popularity for the last ten years or so and watched how smokers... Trained to be P.C. by society become so ready to sheepishly extinguish their cigarettes whenever the anti-smokers make a comment.
Frankly, this pisses me off! So I make it a point to take the cigarettes along whenever I know one of these people will be around and make sure to light up, outside and wait for the fireworks to start.
I say HELL YEAH to Ron White!
The "activists" that are going for your cigarettes now aren't going to stop when there are no more tobacco products sold.
Hell no! They don't care about tobacco! They care about being annoying and confrontational in order to make people stop doing something... anything, as long as they get to dictate the terms.
So after cigarettes, whats next?
Theres dog lovers on this site. Don't dogs create noise and leave crap all over and... Ooooo, some people are allergic to dogs!
Can you see the anti-smoking nazi, 30 years from now on a street corner screaming "HEY! Get that puppy out of here! My mom (Grandma, dad, uncle, best friends turtle) DIED from an allergic reaction, MAN!!!"
So do your patriotic duty! Go piss off a non-smoker for Ron White!
Please! Think of the puppies! :thumbsup:

[RayLCC]

Dude! Its like... 4:20, man! Do You know where your olympics are? :)

Does Vancouver torch look like a joint?
http://media.thestar.topscms.com/images/29/1c/bb58d1984933a77d1e5012d9cb5d.jpeg HANDOUT PHOTO
The torch for the 2010 Vancouver Olympics

May 20, 2009 04:30 AM
Western Canada Bureau Chief

VANCOUVER–All hail – or inhale – the 2010 Olympic Torch.
Or, as it's jokingly known around Vancouver, the Olympic Toke.
Composed of stainless steel, aluminum and sheet moulding, the torch was designed to evoke snow, ice, skiing and skating, but to many, the metre-long white torch looks suspiciously like a marijuana joint, especially when lit.
The observation has become so common in this city that it's hard to know who was the first to say, "Hey, doesn't that look like ..."
But the torch's resemblance to British Columbia's biggest cash crop was evident right away to Jodie Emery, editor of Cannabis Culture magazine.
"A lot of people come to Vancouver because it's marijuana-friendly, so I think people who already enjoy a joint themselves will feel a little more kinship to the Olympics," said Emery, who ran as a Green party candidate in the provincial election this month.
"I'm sure the organizers didn't intend for it to look like a joint, but that's what a lot of people are seeing."
The association between toking and the Olympics didn't begin with the torch, of course.
At the 1998 Games in Nagano, Japan, Whistler skier Ross Rebagliati won, then lost, the gold medal in snowboarding after testing positive for marijuana. The medal was returned after Rebagliati explained he had inhaled second-hand smoke. And Olympic swimming sensation Michael Phelps was photographed in February smoking pot from a bong.
Industrial designer Mark Busse said he doesn't see a joint so much as a tweezer or scalpel.
"Sure, it may look a little bit like a joint, but I can tell you that what they were going for was ergonomics, sleekness, modernity," he said.
Suzanne Reeves, the Vancouver organizing committee's director of communications for the Olympic torch relay, said she has taken the torch across the country and people's faces light up when they get the chance to hold it.
At Nathan Phillips Square a couple of weeks ago, Reeves said she had the torch in a bag when a cyclist went by and did a double-take when he saw what she had.
Reeves said what she sees when she looks at the torch is the edge of snow and an unfurling flag.
"It's quite magical. Most people's reactions are emotional," she said.
The torch will be carried by 12,000 people over 45,000 kilometres as it makes its journey across Canada.
Because the torch will travel through the winter months, it had to meet some tough technical requirements, including being able to withstand high winds, cold temperatures and different altitudes.
The torch officially is meant to resemble the lines left behind by skiers and skaters on snow and ice.
Any double – or doobie – entendres, officials say, are purely unintentional.