1freaky1
04-26-2009, 09:48 AM
a joke without a dirty word
Two Trees & A Woodpecker.....
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a
tree expert, Can you tell if that is a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son
of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
Two Trees & A Woodpecker.....
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a
tree expert, Can you tell if that is a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son
of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'