When is the F word acceptable?

[Walking Eagle]

I found this on another site and thought I would share.

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of
RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earnhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my butt!" -- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Saddam
Hussein, 2003

[mattadams]

LOl thats great!

[rino351]

:rofl:
That's awesome!

[CNTRYCOWBOY]

What F word are you talking about? FORD? I don't know any bad words. I hope your not talking about one of them, you could get kicked off the site, oh wait this isn't the other one. hehehehehehe

[MMPC]

That was funny. :D I found another acceptable use for it though. Last Sunday night - while watching the Broncos/Raiders game. "@#$%" -- Chris, 2004

[Tray]

That's great.

And yes, that was heard many times in my house Sunday night as well.

[cory]

well wooptie #$%&ing doo.. pretty funny jeff .

[crazy rob]

The history of the word f by Monty Python:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word f. Of all the English words beginning with f, f is the single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. f, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. f from German's "fliechen" which mean to strike. In English, f folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fed Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley f". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the fing work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too fing much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fing beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a f". As part of a word: "abso-fing-lutely" or "in-fing-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "f the fing fers!". As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility such as the word f, as in these examples used as the following words;
- fraud: "I got fed"
- trouble: "I guess I'm really fed now"
- dismay: "Oh, f it!"
- aggresion: "don't f with me, buddy!"
- difficulty: "I don't understand this fing question"
- inquery: "who the f was that?"
- dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the f is going on here"
- incompetence: "he's a f-off!"
- dismissal: "why don't you go outside and f yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
Use this unique, flexibel word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly:
F YOU!

:lol:

[Walking Eagle]

That was good.

[y33dave]

My favorite Wav file EVER !

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm

[crazy rob]

Nice!! I like that flash show. it was pretty funny.