Nothing exciting ever happens on my flights :)

[mattadams]

http://www.click2houston.com/news/18398523/detail.html
Though I suppose if the alternative is some guy covering himself in his own feces and attacking the flight attendant, then I guess I prefer the boring flights... :)

[RayLCC]

Well, Matt... You know what they say: "If the exciting things don't happen to you, you'll have to make the exciting things happen yourself."
I can see the headline now:


Feces covered Bigfoot on plane, turns out to be hairy man.

Fargo: Animal control officers were called to the airport friday after what appeared to be a large gorilla or sasquach, covered in feces attacked a flight attendant on a plane from fargo to Denver.
After boarding the plane and subduing the suspected beast with tranquilizer darts, it was discovered that the suspected, feces covered Bigfoot, was in fact just a very tall and hairy man, covered in chocolate frosting.
The man was tranfered to a mental health facility for evaluation. His name was not released. :)

[mattadams]

heh heh I can see that as well :).

[Tilt168]

yeah working in a jail...fecal covered inmates is just something to get used to...force cell move team woohoo