I didn't mean to cheat, baby, it's my genes!

[MMPC]

Sooner or later, every bad human behavior will be able to be blamed on genetics. This is just the latest, as I'm sure you've heard:

http://www.wnbc.com/news/17378987/detail.html

So, what else will they come up with. How about a speeding gene? "I'm sorry officer, it's my genes!" If I remember correctly, they already have an obesity gene theory. "No, it's not that I had 4 cheeseburgers for lunch and then sat on my ass all day, it's my genes!"

Has personal responsibility completely died...?

[Rangermuse]

What a crock of shit

[RayLCC]

I think this is a great thing! I've always said I should have a harem... Or at least multiple wives, seven or so would be fine. Now I can say its all in my jeans... Ahem!... I mean genes. :)

[MMPC]

Ray. Think for a second. Would you really want multiple wives? Think man! I believe you meant multiple concubines... ;)

[RayLCC]

Ray. Think for a second. Would you really want multiple wives? Think man! I believe you meant multiple concubines... ;)


You're right. What the hell was I thinking!?!
I just about went nuts from having to put up with one wife, seven would be hell!
Ok, so, seven deaf-mute, concubine's, each in their own house, away from my house, so I can't see them nag at me with their damn sign language all the time. :)

[1freaky1]

I often thought more than one would be a good thing but after 1 ex-wife and my current wife I'm not so sure! Too bad we can't just get all the good things from each and put them into one, course they probably say they same about us too.

[Hypoid]

Has personal responsibility completely died...? That gene has been supressed by all the modern food additives.

[foxfire]

it's in my genes not to be personaly responsible.

[Tilt168]

wow....
i understand that genes are a major factor in our lives yet we can learn to work around them and overcome the limitations placed on us by them...
aka if i just existed and accepted by genes without working around them i would be unable to talk even semi-coherently like i can now....but thats just me

[foxfire]

you can talk?

[Hypoid]

Yes he can. His sisters didn't take EVERYTHING after all. LOL

I'm still a little confused. If I were cheating, wouldn't I be in her jeans?

[Tilt168]

damn u guys....foxfire u dont even know me and ur already raggin on me! and grump...pulling the triplet card...wow...just wow

[clavos]

I wouldn't trade my wife for anything in the world.:love:




.....and no, she does not check these forums.:thumbsup:

[Heath]

I wouldn't trade my wife either... Those of you that know her understand why too...

[MMPC]

Yes, Heath, she is one of the most patient, giving and understanding women I've ever met. All that and blind too...! :D:p

And - for the record - I wouldn't trade my Amy for anything either. She's the best - plus she likes football, beer and action movies too!

[mattadams]

LOL heath, if either you or your wife would trade for someone else, I don't think anyone feels it would be you! :) That'd be like trading Mickey Mantle rookie card for a set of new kids on teh block trading cards... :) On the other hand, hers would be a complete trade up, probably in almost all aspects :)

[Heath]

Yup...

[shawns 64 F100]

so the test claims this is for men only? wemon have no excuse? :popcorn:

[foxfire]

damn u guys....foxfire u dont even know me and ur already raggin on me! and grump...pulling the triplet card...wow...just wow:p Well as far away as you are I figured I'd just start now. If I have to what till I meet you to rag on you I'll die of old age:D besides with you in the army and me retired from it I kinda figured you could take it. evaryone else rags on ya I didn't want tp be left out:pointandlaugh:

[mattadams]

Makes you wonder if some day it will get to the point of the minority report, where they look at your genes, say "you have the genes of a murderer" and put you in jail before you even have chance to do it. Or you are considering etting married, do a genetics test, say "you have the genes of a cheater" and not get married.

[Tilt168]

:p Well as far away as you are I figured I'd just start now. If I have to what till I meet you to rag on you I'll die of old age:D besides with you in the army and me retired from it I kinda figured you could take it. evaryone else rags on ya I didn't want tp be left out:pointandlaugh:

not everyone does!! but yeah bro its funny....old age? i dont plan to be out of CO *that* long

[shawns 64 F100]

Makes you wonder if some day it will get to the point of the minority report, where they look at your genes, say "you have the genes of a murderer" and put you in jail before you even have chance to do it. Or you are considering etting married, do a genetics test, say "you have the genes of a cheater" and not get married.
that was a good movie.

[foxfire]

not everyone does!! but yeah bro its funny....old age? i dont plan to be out of CO *that* longlol:o

[Hypoid]

damn u guys....and grump...pulling the triplet card...wow...just wow Oh hell no! Pulling the sister card. I have four who tormented me when we all lived in our parent's home. :D

[RayLCC]

Since we're putting a price (or calling them priceless) on spouses, I guess I should join in.

I wouldn't trade my ex for......... Anything less than one item from the 99-cent store. :thumbsup:

[Hypoid]

Trade for your EX!?!?!?!?

I thought you didn't want her back. Maybe you would benefit from medication...if it puts you out of her misery.

[RayLCC]

Trade for your EX!?!?!?!?

I thought you didn't want her back. Maybe you would benefit from medication...if it puts you out of her misery.


Lol!
Well, I figured if I could find someone dumb enough to trade, I could recoupe some of the back child support she owes me.
Sure, its only $1, but that's more than I'd ever see waiting for her to pay. :)