Hey Ladies!

[RayLCC]

Are you a little bit on the ugly side? Maybe a LOT on the ugly side?

Do you find yourself writing to prison inmates, cause compared to the sweaty guy your new "boyfriend" is housed with, YOU look good by comparison?

Were you beaten nearly to death with the ugly stick?

When you try on new clothes and ask your friends how it looks, do they always give you a pitying glance and tell you, you have a great personality?

Never fear!

Move to Australia! Where the guys are so lonely they'll take anything that can walk on two legs... And doesn't have a pouch and tail. (Thats for the mistress)


http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=97852&catid=337


Now we just gotta find a country where women outnumber men by enough of a margin that they think fat, chovenist, bald guys are a good catch and I'm all set. :)

[mattadams]

I read that. That was hilarious. The same is true of most alaskan cities as well. My sister-in-law was a stripper in anchorage for a while, and if you knew her, you'd know how rediculous that is (ask Heath, he met her...)

[Swat]

"ask them to proceed to Mount Isa."

Ha, ha they said to mount Isa! Huh, huh.

[Tilt168]

population is nearly equal percentage-wise so....point?

[mattadams]

The mayor is probably single... figure like most single guys, he occasionally goes looking for girls... goes to the local bar, the grocery store, etc. ALl the women he meets are either married already or not interested, and when he goes to any bars or clubs to hit on girls its a total sausage fest, so he figures there are no women in the town... when in actuality there are, they are just hiding from the guys... :)

[Heath]

Matt, those nightmares and horrible images in my head had finally stopped and now you have to remind me... Thankfully all that I can recall is that she's fat, ugly and can't imagine who would ever sleep with her... Was your brother desperate or something??? At least tell me he was drunk...

[mattadams]

Think he was happy to be getting some... I was laughing with my mom the other day because she told me one time about a tattoo she had gotten with her kids initials in chinese on her back... now I'm not a chinese person, no chinese blood, but I do have a chinese tattoo... but I also spent a great deal of time researching it, researching kanji, making sure translation was correct. One of the first things that anyone learns about chinese is, they have no alphabet, so if you say you want "A" in chinese, there literally is no equivalent. So what it is she has tattooed on her back I really don't know, my guess is, knowing most tattoo shops, its just a squiggly jibberish thing or if it happens to be a chinese tattoo shop, it is probably something that says something entirely different.

[RayLCC]

LoL! I've said for a long time that I want to make a sticker to be sold in auto parts stores like checker and autozone that reads

(In japanese) "Stupid Americans will buy any squigly marks we put on a sticker." and then right underneath the japanese writing put

"Racing" in english.

Then sell them with no translation and watch the teeny-ricers run around with them on their cars. (It adds 5 hp, you know?)

I think if I was a tattoo artist, all my "kanji" tattoos that people requested, regardless of what they asked for would read "made in china" :)