Political humor

[thesoundmaster]

Since no one has really started a thread on it, I'll start!


Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.

She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas
for helping her 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

[Heath]

WOW... That explains a lot about Jeff too!!! Best post of the month soundmaster!!!

[Walking Eagle]

:flipoff2:

[Warrlord]

Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/Warrlord/Misc/applause.gif

[rwmorrisonjr]

Too true. Now what indian name can we give to Obama?

[RayLCC]

Too true. Now what indian name can we give to Obama?



My people, (ok, only like 1/10th of me is made up of that type of people, but they're my peeps anyway) have kept the name the dark man has given to him.

To our people, as well as the dark man he is known as:

Tom- Brother-Of-My-Mother.

How! :)

[Bodaddio]

The Star Wars Guide to the Candidates.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html

[bronc_17113]

The Star Wars Guide to the Candidates.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html
classic

[rwmorrisonjr]

The Star Wars Guide to the Candidates.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html

That was cool, and strangely accurate. Yoda would never run, he's too smart for the job.

[thesoundmaster]

The Star Wars Guide to the Candidates.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html

Loved the captions on Tom Tancredo, but didn't like what they had to say about Guiliani.

Overall hilarious.

More political humor from me

Senator Clinton's campaign now has corporate sponsorship. Go to Kentucky Fried Chicken, and ask for the Senator Clinton meal. For your donation of the price of the meal, you'll get two fat thighs, two small breasts, and a left wing.

[thesoundmaster]

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a
sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One
particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat th ere, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was an other beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in
and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,



Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

[Tilt168]

bwahaha great esp the Star Wars...some lil problems but still funny...keep it up chuck! (and the rest of you!)

[1 EYE]

LOL I like that LOL

[RayLCC]

Holy-thread-from-the-dead-batman!

Ok, I know its old, but I got it in an email today and it made me chuckle.


A reader sends:
There's been some controversy of late over the color codedterrorist warnin' system. Since terrorist by their nature anddefinition do not abide by the rules, the color coded system isessentially tellin' them when to stay home. In fact they havea sayin', "Orange or red, stay in bed. Yellow or green, time tobe mean."As to when to raise these alert levels, and regardin' this "chatter"has it occurred to no one that they're fuckin' with us? Bombsquad has a motto that callers never bomb and bombers nevercall. So I'm proposin' a new motto for us, "If they're talkin' shit,this ain't it. If they're quiet, expect a riot."A new color code system should tell us how scared to be:Green -- Everybody hates us. Situation normal.Yellow -- The hairs on Tom Ridge's balls are standin' up and JohnAshcroft has a tummy ache.Orange -- Duck!Red -- Whew! Did you see that? Glad I don't live in NY, DC or LA.

[BLOODBANE]

Jeff was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a
sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One
particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat th ere, the sheep started looking better and better to poor lonely Jeff. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until Jeff took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, Jeff introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was an other beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, Jeff started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in
and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,



Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?' There Chuck, now its accurate.......

[Walking Eagle]

You got that right. I would do a sheep, before Hillary.

[bronc_17113]

me too

[BLOODBANE]

Heres one I heard tonight from my father-in-law........John McCain, Hitlery Clinton, and Obama are out on the ocean one night. The next thing that happens, the boat sinks. Who is saved?








































































America..........