Heath I'm borrowing your term: I'm a dumbass

[Walking Eagle]

Just did my laundry and found out I left my wallet in my jeans.

[Anonymous]

thats better than leaving it on the bumper of the truck at the gas station and driving off. thank you usps for finding it in the road and returning it.

but at least your credit cards will swipe easier now that they are clean.

[Walking Eagle]

On some vehicles, they have the little pocket on the door to grab on to so you can pull the door shut. Well back in high school, sometimes I would drive my parents Oldsmobile and I would always put my wallet in the pocket. I drove it to the middle school to pick up my sister and it fell out in the parking lot. I get home later and my dad asks where's my wallet? I still did not realize it was missing. He goes your lucky a neighborhood kid found it and returned it. Bad news is I'm your father and I gave the kid all your money. So for a reward my dad gave all of my cash in the wallet. It was around $60.

[clavos]

My wallet fell out of my pocket while I was striping the highway in New Mexico. I didn't notice until I went to buy beer after work. I thought I was screwed, but Monday morning it was barely hanging on to the back of the striper.

[mattadams]

I dont think I've ever really lost my wallet... though it has been through the wash its fair share of times. It always holds up like a trooper though :).