Free Air Compressor-

[BAD ASS BIGFORDS]

The Last person to reply to this post wins a free air compressor :evil: :twisted: :evil: :x :wink:

[mitchmcse]

Kinda backwards isn't it.

[BAD ASS BIGFORDS]

I would have won it since I posted first right :?: :P :P :P Yes I can not sleep and am suffering from lack of something- do not know yet what it may be- oxygen maybe :shock:

[mattadams]

I want an air compressor but living in a 1-bedroom, 2nd floor apartment with no storage or garage dictates that if I want one, I have to rest a TV on it or something.

[mitchmcse]

And I have a house with a garage... Plenty of room for it... Just need to know how big of one it is.... I am after you Matt...you lose.

[Heath]

Sorry guys, I'm at the end, I'm currently in the market for an air compressor... And I'm closest to Steve!!!

[Heath]

Damn I'm evil!!!

[mitchmcse]

But I am more Evil.

[Walking Eagle]

:thefinger:

[tony1307]

:kick:

[Heath]

Yeah, but I'm the ass that locked the thread after I posted!!!

[Walking Eagle]

Watch out butt head. I belong to a "small" group of people in this world. I out weigh you. :flipoff:

[Heath]

That is a small group... Very Small!!! I hear it takes A LOT of work to get into that group... Sadly, I'll never be able to join... :(

WAIT WAIT WAIT... What am I worried about... You live WAY the hell over there in CO...

[Walking Eagle]

I could drive there, kick your ass, drive back, stop for a Big Mac, and get back here during a two day weekend.

[Heath]

I've got a spare room you can use for a night or to while you catch your breath if you need it too... We all know you're going to need it after that!!!

[Walking Eagle]

:rofl:

[bassdude]

this could go on for a while. :violent1: :knock:

[Walking Eagle]

I had to stop and catch my breath. I got winded typing too much.

[UrbanCowboy]

I want a compressor, Matt, lock this thread

[Walking Eagle]

But, I have the power to unlock. :mrgreen:

[UrbanCowboy]

Matt, Demote Jeff.

[Tilt168]

so wait....last person when?

[cory]

:mrgreen:

[68bird]

:bump:

[Heath]

I know something you all don't know!!!

[UrbanCowboy]

I know a lot of things you don't know.

Here, I'll share one.....

I have a highlighter on my desk.

[Heath]

this is true, but what I know pertains to this thread!!!

[clavos]

You know he'll only give it to a fellow Super Duty owner.

[rino351]

I don't need an air compressor, but I'll take it.

I too, know many things that you all do not.

[Heath]

You know he'll only give it to a fellow Super Duty owner.



Neils, he figures that anyone that can afford an SD can afford a compressor... Especially when said owner also has a Benze and Porche in the garage!!!

[Walking Eagle]

I'm still here and I'll be back later to check on everyone.

[UrbanCowboy]

That's great! We look forward to seeing you again

[Heath]

Wow... That the first time ANYONE has EVER looked forward to seeing Jeff...

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[rino351]

ooh, burn.

[UrbanCowboy]

Is Jeff back yet?

[clavos]

I have a Benz, Porsche, and SD by not paying for things like an air compressor.

[rino351]

why would you need one? isn't there a $5 bagillion compressor at your work to fill those $500000 tires on the $98 quadtrillion mercedes?

[Burg460]

LOL @ Rino

I have 4 compressors at my house. I don't want or need another one. If you watch craigslist you can find them free once in a blue moon.

IN BEFORE DA LOCK! :thefinger: :mrgreen:

[Walking Eagle]

Somebody worships me.

[RayLCC]

I have two. (large and a portable) So I don't really need or want another one, but good luck with the postings. Doesn't anybody think they should ask what kind of air compressor or what size? It could be an old bike pump (still technically an air compressor) or a Bangladeshi Industries model 1902 Explodorama.
Still, if it is, It'd be really cool for RMFTC to donate it to Mythbusters to blow up. :headbang:

[Heath]

you bunch of assclowns... Now I'm even posting from bed using my PDA...

BTW Everyone, Ray has a point (for once)...

[clavos]

why would you need one? isn't there a $5 bagillion compressor at your work to fill those $500000 tires on the $98 quadtrillion mercedes?

Actually, it cost $12 Mzillion for the compressor, an arm and a leg for the tires, and your first born for the car.

[Heath]

why would you need one? isn't there a $5 bagillion compressor at your work to fill those $500000 tires on the $98 quadtrillion mercedes?

Actually, it cost $12 Mzillion for the compressor, an arm and a leg for the tires, and your first born for the car.



Wait a min... You're telling me that you'll trade me a gagillion dollar benze or aston or something for my firstborn??? When can I drop him off??? Hes cute as hell, but I can make another one!!!

[rino351]

where can I find a woman to bear my child?

[UrbanCowboy]

where can I find a woman to bear my child?

Russian Mail Order Brides

[mattadams]

where can I find a woman to bear my child?

Russian Mail Order Brides

not that I would know, but... http://www.world-class.com
LOL.

[rino351]

thanks guys. that really helps out alot. too bad it costs $15 a second per call over there, so I guess I'll just pick one out from a plethora of pictures. I'm looking forward to this

[mattadams]

many of them wouldn't speak your language even if you called them on the phone... thats just part of the mystery LOL.

[UrbanCowboy]

thanks guys. that really helps out alot. too bad it costs $15 a second per call over there, so I guess I'll just pick one out from a plethora of pictures. I'm looking forward to this

You're a friend...next time your in town, stop by the call center I work at and we'll let you make as many calls to Russia as you like.

[clavos]

where can I find a woman to bear my child? There are plenty of undocumented single women running around our fair city that would be honored to have a father for their children.

[Walking Eagle]

where can I find a woman to bear my child? There are plenty of undocumented single women running around our fair city that would be honored to have a father for their children.

We have a few at work, I think they are documented.

I keep hearing "me love you long time".
I say, "OK".
Then I hear "how much money you have?"

[Tray]

where can I find a woman to bear my child? There are plenty of undocumented single women running around our fair city that would be honored to have a father for their children.

We have a few at work, I think they are documented.

I keep hearing "me love you long time".
I say, "OK".
Then I hear "how much money you have?"

That's when you ask where to swipe your debit card.

[clavos]

I guess we need to arrange shipping now.

[mitchmcse]

It went from the air compressor...that I could use to mail order brides.....What next....Matt doing the dance again but in a dress this time?

[clavos]

It went from the air compressor...that I could use to mail order brides.....What next....Matt doing the dance again but in a dress this time?
I've heard rumors that Matt already does the dance in a dress, but I really don't care to see for myself.

[mitchmcse]

But if we get video of it and put it up on the web....Matt may pay us to take it down.

[mattadams]

naw I'm an attention whore.

[mitchmcse]

I am still last!

[Heath]

Yes, yes you are... Well... Were anyway...

[mitchmcse]

And I stil am.. :twisted:

[Heath]

Don't make me do it man...

[clavos]

Do it Heath, just do it.

[Heath]

Done!!!

[Walking Eagle]

:thefinger:

[Heath]

:crap:

[mitchmcse]

:thefinger:

[Tray]

naw I'm an attention whore.

I'm sure he's also sponsored by DKNY, so that'll be part of his sponsorship requirements.

[mattadams]

Like DKNY would make anything that would fit me... LOL.

[Tray]

Maybe not, but I couldn't think of any other clothing lines that would work.

[mitchmcse]

Still Last....sheesh...how long is this posting going to go on.

[Tray]

Until Matt sends out some more spam and gets it shut down again.

[clavos]

What the?

[Tray]

What the?

Did you miss that post?

http://www.rmftc.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2052

[Heath]

Matt was pushing porn and viagra...

[clavos]

No, I saw it, just WAY too much information.

[Heath]

I know its amazing how much info is really out there on the net isn't it!!!

[mitchmcse]

Lots of info out there.

[Heath]

Damn post whores...

[mitchmcse]

Back at you Heath.

[Heath]

Post Whore!!!

[mitchmcse]

I would rather be a Post whore than a cheap whore.... I'll send you a nickel...

[Heath]

Yes, but I'm one nickle richer!

[mitchmcse]

The nickel is in the mail.

[Heath]

I'll believe that when I see it!!!

[mitchmcse]

ok...the dog ate it....will have to give it to you the next time I see you.

[clavos]

I would rather be a Post whore than a cheap whore.... I'll send you a nickel...
He's going to have to send you four pennies back, he's real cheap

[Heath]

607 Tendoy Dr
Idaho Falls ID 83401


Just run it throught the dishwasher after Fido gets done with it and then try again!!!

[mitchmcse]

I would rather be a Post whore than a cheap whore.... I'll send you a nickel...
He's going to have to send you four pennies back, he's real cheap

I am beginning to think you are not worth the postage.

[Heath]

Then stop making promises!!! You owe me a nickle post whore!!!

[clavos]

Then stop making promises!!! You owe me a nickle post whore!!!
Whore post

[mitchmcse]

Fine...you can have the nickel...come get it bitch.... and you can have the last post to win you cheap whore.

[rino351]

such hostility

[Heath]

:D

[mitchmcse]

:crap:

[Heath]

See now that you've conceded defeat (look at your post a couple of of me having the last post)... Now you can post all you want it it dosen't matter... You forefitted yourself from the competition!!! Now you're really just post whoring!!!

[Heath]

Fine...you can have the nickel...come get it bitch.... and you can have the last post to win you cheap whore.


Just incase you try to get slick and edit it!!!

[mitchmcse]

Yup....last one...had to be a Post Whore for a few.....and it doesn't matter if I am posting after you or not...I did conceid to you

[Heath]

Don't make me make chris make jeff make dom make matt ban you for lying!!!

[rino351]

that would suck

[Heath]

Yes, yes it would...

[Tray]

Wow, such hostility from these post padders.

Don't worry guys, you'll never catch Matt, he has too much free time.

[DaneTrain]

So, is it gone?

[Heath]

Thats a good question!!!

[mitchmcse]

Now who is the post whore?

[Heath]

Well, you're the one that just posted...

[Tray]

Just quit checking the post, and it'll all be over with.

Don't you guys have anything better to do with your time?

[Heath]

I guess I could work...

[Tray]

That is a great idea. Why don't you get to work, and stop worrying about this post.

I'll let you know if anyone posts anything after you.

[rino351]

hey heath, someone posted after you

[Heath]

Yeah that happens...

[Tray]

I told you I was going to let you know, but I guess you couldn't stay away.

[Heath]

Oh, I guess I missed that... Okay, you let me know would you...

[Tray]

No problem. I'll let you know as quickly as I can.

[Heath]

Okay...

[tony1307]

kids.......

[rino351]

yes?

[Heath]

What???

[rino351]

i wonder what he wants to tell us?

[fordman]

hey im new, were are most of yall located? im in cortez :shock:

[BAD ASS BIGFORDS]

:arrow: OK we are alomst near the end of the contest. In the next 2 days we will announce the day when at the stroke of 23:59 a winner will be named. :?: who knows :?: you may be the winner of this contest. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Welcome new member fordman oo-ha-ha ! oh wait that's nemo. :D

Dam spelling, i hate it. Take me 10 freakin tries to spell sumtin

[fordman]

Damn i was hopping to find people w/something bigger than a jeep to off-road with :(

[fordman]

yeah thats what im saying i have a 2005 F-150 FX4 and go wheelin every weekend in the san juan mountains and other places but most of the time i go, i go with friends w/small jeeps and as im sure you know that full size truck cant always go where jeeps go :fro:

[BAD ASS BIGFORDS]

JEEP :shock: A JEEP :o :x Jeeps are for - he he LOL

[Tray]

There are plenty of guys here who go wheelin all the time. I'm sure if you announce when and where, you'll get a few tagalongs every time.

Welcome to the club.

[Tray]

Oh, and Heath....

Sorry I forgot to mention someone posted after you.

[UrbanCowboy]

yeah thats what im saying i have a 2005 F-150 FX4 and go wheelin every weekend in the san juan mountains and other places but most of the time i go, i go with friends w/small jeeps and as im sure you know that full size truck cant always go where jeeps go :fro:

I call bullshit. My truck can go anywhere a Jeep can go (Assuming same tire size...in my case 33")

[Walking Eagle]

Somebody is feisty today.

[Heath]

Evan, might want to back down on that one... There are some passes that a full size simply can't take... My X can barely fit throuh them!!! Not a matter of height... Its a matter of width...

[Burg460]

yeah thats what im saying i have a 2005 F-150 FX4 and go wheelin every weekend in the san juan mountains and other places but most of the time i go, i go with friends w/small jeeps and as im sure you know that full size truck cant always go where jeeps go :fro:

I call bullshit. My truck can go anywhere a Jeep can go (Assuming same tire size...in my case 33")

Thats why you carry a chainsaw, if you can't fit, make it fit. :mrgreen:

[Heath]

Take your full size, and your chainsaw... Have a good time on Webster pass!!! My X is damn near to wide... On one side is a wall... On the other a cliff... Start shaving the truck now!!!

[mitchmcse]

Should be fun shaving the truck.

[Heath]

Take video!!!

[mitchmcse]

I want a copy of the video.

[Heath]

I'm sure we all do...

[fordman]

yeah thats all i was saying is switch backs and mountains can be very difficult in a fullsize

[mitchmcse]

Never tried it in a full size and probably never will.

[Heath]

I wouldn't recomend it!!!

[BAD ASS BIGFORDS]

:arrow: The last post of today is the winner :!: :!: :!:

[Walking Eagle]

:twisted:

[BAD ASS BIGFORDS]

Gee that was easy

[Heath]

Jeff you asshat... Posting while I've been away... How dare you!!!

[bassdude]

yeah thats what im saying i have a 2005 F-150 FX4 and go wheelin every weekend in the san juan mountains and other places but most of the time i go, i go with friends w/small jeeps and as im sure you know that full size truck cant always go where jeeps go :fro:

I call bullshit. My truck can go anywhere a Jeep can go (Assuming same tire size...in my case 33")
we need to go wheelin. :laughing2:
so do i have to drive to Utah to pick it up? :mrgreen:

[Heath]

You know, he never said anything about delivery did he...

[bassdude]

nope.

[Walking Eagle]

Heath can pick it up for me on his way to Colorado in May. :D

[Heath]

I'll be in the car...

[Walking Eagle]

Strap it to the roof.

[bassdude]

didn't you guys see the part where he said staff aren't eligible? :thefinger:

[Heath]

I'm not straping it to the roof of my Q... Talk about shitty gas mileage!!! Guess you'll have to drive the hub eater out to get it!!!

[Walking Eagle]

"Hub eater" was a low blow. :boxing:

[Heath]

Better hubs than diffy's like mine!!!

[Walking Eagle]

Hey why don't you guys go outside and check the weather. I'm curious what it's like in your neck of the woods.

[Walking Eagle]

So, is there a full moon?

[Walking Eagle]

Hey Heath, I think I hear somebody breaking into your car.

[Heath]

Its nice out... Not to cold actually... All three cars are fine... Just saw them 30 seconds ago when I was taking out the trash...

[Heath]

BTW Jeff, what are you going to do with an air compressor anyway??? You don't even know how to change a tire...

[Heath]

oh yeah, and why aren't you logged into YIM???

[Walking Eagle]

I want to use it on my blow up toys.

[Heath]

:bump:

[Heath]

Jeff, we all thought you had MORE than enought hot air that you don't need a compressor... Seems like the compressor would just slow you down if you ask me!!!

[bassdude]

hello!!

[Heath]

Jeff,

Check this post and give me your opinion would you...

http://rmftc.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=24565#24565

Thanks...

[Heath]

Because you know I'm going to need the tools!!!

[bassdude]

hello

[Heath]

Hello... WTF kind of post is that???

[Walking Eagle]

I start to pass out after the 6th animal.

[Heath]

I believe it too...

[Heath]

HA HA!!! I had the midnight post... Nee ner nee ner nee ner!!!

[Heath]

Woo Hoo...

[bassdude]

:mrgreen:

[Heath]

So uhh, why aren't you on YIM by the way...

[bassdude]

hey at least i know i'm not the only one with no life on here.

[Heath]

Sorry all... I had the last midnight post... I win... :D

Or was it the last post before midnight??? If thats the case then the other fat guy wins... If thats the case congrats to Jeff and the hub eater...

[Walking Eagle]

He sad last post of the day, that was Saturday. Your 12:00 am post says Sunday. :lol:

[Walking Eagle]

hey at least i know i'm not the only one with no life on here.

I was out driving around and noticed it was a little after 11:20pm. I drove directly home to see if anybody else would be on and give it shot.

By the way. Merry Christmas

[Heath]

Jeff now you're just post padding...

[Heath]

Should I start calling you Matt???

[bassdude]

cool, now all you need is atruck capable of making it to Utah and back without the front wheels falling off and your set :mrgreen:

[Walking Eagle]

I'm in a room full of clowns tonight.

[Heath]

Yeah, you might want to spring for Shipping Jeff... Of you could just let me have it...

[BAD ASS BIGFORDS]

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS :D

[Heath]

Probably better off just letting me have it... If you even won that is!!!

[bassdude]

The Last person to reply to this post wins a free air compressor, oh and Walking Eagle and Heath can't win. :evil: :twisted: :evil: :x :wink:
did you guys not read the very first post?

[bassdude]

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS :D
same to you! up late being Santa?

[BAD ASS BIGFORDS]

OK looks like I have a couple of winners. I will post the wonners tomorrow so go get some sleep and see what santa brings when he stops in here on his way back to the pole. :P I need to go help santa with our tree so I am off till morning after the lil one has his fun. Until then you all have fun and again, Merry Christmas. Thank got the contest is over right................... LOL gn :D

[Glass]

By Today....You meant Saturday December 24th 2005?

If im correct...Its still 8:53 PM on Saturday, December 24th 2005 in Apia, Samoa. Theyre 4 hours behind us as far as time zones go...so its still yesterday there, but its tomorrow here...If that makes any sense.

At 4 am here Everywhere in the world will be on Sunday, December 25th 2005.

I dont know much about time zones, but im up, and bored, so i thought id chime in since i havent been around for awhile.
i dont even know if i got it right or not..


Merry christmas everyone.

--John

[mitchmcse]

still waiting on the winner

[Heath]

Jeff won... He had the last post that said Saturday... You should have seen it last night... It looked like an ebay bidding war...

[Walking Eagle]

Last night I found a website with an atomic clock. I then watched the second hand on the clock hanging above the computer to find out when the minute would change. If you noticed my posts leading up to 12:00, I tested four or five times to find the last possible second to hit the submit button. When the second hand hit 46 seconds on the clock, it was time to hit the submit button.

[BAD ASS BIGFORDS]

:D Jeff--Please contact us to arrange shipping. :) :P CONGRATULATIONS :!: :!: :!: :!:

[ProjectAviator]

:bump: :bump: :bump:
congrats to the winner