Best news I've had in a long time!

[Walking Eagle]

I was sitting here with thoughts going through my head, which is dangerous by itself.

I just realized that I am taller in inches than my waist size. I always said I was taller if I laid down, but come to find out I was wrong.

[mattadams]

Jeff, you need to lay off the tequilla I think, LOL.
In order for me to be taller width wise then height wise, I'd have to be one huge person... think like, Roseanne Barr combined with Michael moore with a skinny guy thrown in just for good measure... LOl.

[Heath]

So Jeff does that mean you have a new goal???

[Walking Eagle]

No, I think that's one goal I'll pass on.

[Walking Eagle]

The sad thing is that my dad weighs around 170. I need to track down the milk man from the summer of 1972 in Eureka, California and see what he looks like.

[Heath]

No shit...

[Walking Eagle]

My sister is the adopted one and she looks more like dad than I do. Maybe I'm the adopted one and my parents lied.

[Burg460]

:scratch:

Shit, I don't even know what to say... I am speechless...

[mattadams]

Don't worry Im pretty sure Im adopted too... LOL.

[LEANINTREE]

NO MATT, WE'RE PRETTY SURE YOU'RE A MUTANT, NOT ADOPTED... ROCKEY FLATS?
LEANINTREE

[mattadams]

that could have something to do with it...